“Steve Polychronopolous”
I’m a big fuckin’ dick
I’m a pain in your ass
I drink all your beer
I’ll eat the last slice
I’ll give you charley horses
I’ll pull your shorts down at the beach
I always need a ride
Nobody likes me
My name’s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
I spit when I talk
I swear in front of your mother
I throw shit at the movies
I wear tight pants
I ask you to buy an extra Yankee ticket
And then I don’t show
I tell you I saw your girlfriend
Fucking two guys at a party
‘Cause my name’s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
I’ll piss on your toilet seat and tell your dad you got stoned
I’ll borrow your jacket and never think of returning it
Polychronopolous
Pansy
Pussy
Shit for brains
Douchebag
I’ll leave your gate open
So your dog runs away
I’ll make fun of your pimple
Then I’ll grab your sister’s ass
‘Cause my name’s Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
And I don’t care
And I don’t give a shit
I’ll break your brother’s stereo
And then tell him it was you
You think you’re better than me
Well you’re fucking wrong
Everybody knows I’m Steve Motherfucking Polychronopolous
Deal with it
About Steve Polychronopolous
Artist: Adam Sandler
Related Songs: The Hypnotist
Album: What The Hell Happened To Me?
Release date: February 13, 1996
Born: September 9, 1966 (age 55 years), Brooklyn, New York, United States
Organization founded: Happy Madison Productions
Production company: Happy Madison Productions
Grandparents: Philip Sandler, Anna Sandler
Songwriting partners: Allen Covert, Tim Herlihy, Robert Smigel, Bob Odenkirk, Ian Maxtone-Graham
Awards: Independent Spirit Award for Best Male Lead, MORE
Nominations: Independent Spirit Award for Best Male Lead, MORE