Mr. Bake-O Lyrics
“Mr. Bake-O” I’m sitting in my chair watching the TV It’s not even on but there’s plenty for me to see I just lit …
Memory Lane Lyrics
“Memory Lane” [M1:] “Hey, it’s great to have us all out on a road trip again this is gonna be fun” [All agree] [M2:] “Whoa, do …
The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman Lyrics
“The Excited Southerner Proposes To A Woman” [Setting: A restaurant with music playing in the background] “And now the Excited Southerner proposes to a …
Dip Doodle Lyrics
“Dip Doodle” Jabawokee ding dong slip slap slee Dipstick paddywhack pee pee googalee gee Polly wolly sling slang skooey dibbely doo Wing wong ping …
The Adventures Of The Cow Lyrics
“The Adventures Of The Cow” “And now a cow at bat in the bottom of the 6th inning of a little league game getting …
The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson Lyrics
“The Excited Southerner Meets Mel Gibson” [Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner gets to meet his favorite film actor, Mel Gibson. [Man:] Mr. …
Crazy Love Lyrics
“Crazy Love” [Adam:] You don’t mind that I think everybody’s a robot and all my conversations are being recorded [Lisa:] And you don’t mind that all …
Do It For Your Mama Lyrics
“Do It For Your Mama” [J.N.:] “I can make a bigger splash than you!” [Jimmy:] “Oh yeah, give it a shot.” [While jumping up and down …
The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview Lyrics
“The Excited Southerner At A Job Interview” [Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner has a job interview. [Man:] So why don’t you tell …
Steve Polychronopolous Lyrics
“Steve Polychronopolous” – “Polychronopolous” I’m a big fuckin’ dick I’m a pain in your ass I drink all your beer I’ll eat the last …
The Hypnotist Lyrics
“The Hypnotist” [typing sounds] [Dr. Stewart:] Hi, [I’m] Dr. Stewart. [Gary Phelps:] Hi, Dr. Stewart. Nice to meet you — I’m Gary Phelps. [Dr. Stewart:] My pleasure. Gary, have …
The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over Lyrics
“The Excited Southerner Gets Pulled Over” [Adam Sandler:] And now the excited Southerner gets pulled over by a cop. [Cop:] Do you realize how …
The Chanukah Song Lyrics
“The Chanukah Song” “Okay… This is a song that uhh.. There’s a lot of Christmas songs out there and uhh.. not too many Chanukah …